The continent = Africa
The tournament = Rugby Sevens
The city = Nairobi
The place = RFUEA grounds
The brand = Tusker, Tusker, Tusker Milele!
Yes people it was an action packed, six packed (yeah there was all that chocolate muscle walking around… go Zimbabwe!!! Ok I know they beat us but you’d forgive them once they removed their shirts – I did) and people packed weekend. So apart from significant sleep deficiency, coupled with a severe weighty feeling on my eyelids and minor alcohol induced shakes - I totally totally enjoyed my weekend.
I tell you what this time I had front row seats in the players’ pen. Add to that a hotel room for three nights plus food vouchers for three square meals (buffet style) to boot. I had no choice but to enjoy myself. All that remained was to add a teaspoon of sugar to the mix and I would have been admitted to hospital for chronic sugar shock, because people, it was that sweet!
As for the men don’t worry there was plenty to look at. The negligible clothing that was on show was to die for, resurrect and ogle at. Sadly, the heavy rain made the fair maidens scatter back home or to the nearest, trendiest clubs uptown; leaving the men who couldn’t part with the 90bob alcohol to bond in the rain.
The game was on point. Especially from the guests from the far east – Japan. They came with everything including their own massage table. Which seemed to help cause they were the darlings of the tournament – oh and they had twins in their group so imagine how in the daze of alcohol vision people were really confused.
Event branding and arrangement was tight. The serviced tents got more space and better tents. The branding was nice and loud, even the ball boys with their JIK outfits. They added sitting on the Ngong Road side, complete with Tusker and JIK branding. I didn’t venture into the Village save to get some snacks and alcohol… because too much time spent away from the pitch meant you would just miss out on a whole lot.
Oh and there was the sun on Saturday! Walalalalalala I felt like a chicken being roasted but the rain was a fair compensation considering I was caught in town, wadding through waters that were beginning to look like oceans waves against a beach (read pavement). I got to the hotel with my jeans till my ass!!
All in all… it was tight! It’s nowhere but up from here on out. One day we’ll be hosting IRB league in our RFUEA 5000 seater stadium!!!! How about?